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Awful movie alert, the first review of the New Year a horror film from 2007 called TIMBER FALLS. This film was as clichéd as they come, if you watch the first twenty minutes of the film you will know what the rest of the movie will be all about. A couple goes into the “Woods” for a vacation and gets lost; okay everybody lets fill in the blanks. A bunch of backwoods hillbillies, a missing girlfriend, and yes there is a psycho killer. There I think you can draw the rest of the stupid plot with a crayon at this point. The first fifteen minutes has our male hero trying to make love to his seventy fiver percent naked girlfriend in the woods, when surprise, they get interrupted by the locals. The next day after a boring sex scene in a tent, our same girlfriend walks full frontally out by a lake to take a dip (Sorry, guys you don’t see anything, my site is not MISTERSKIN.COM), now I’m going to ask you, who walks around naked in broad daylight. What other clichés? An unloaded gun, a bear trap, a religious nut, oh yeah and a stupid film that actually showed some promise because it was shot pretty well. Too bad what was shot was too forgettable to make an impression. However, this was still better than THE X-FILES sequel.